MJ the pervert

Michael Jackson is a pervert.  Granted, a talented pervert, but still, I sure wouldn’t ask him to watch my kids for an hour.  This media frenzy over his death is about as freaky as he was.  It reminds me of sharks going nuts after they smell blood.  Come on, he was an entertainer….not a God.  This whole episode has renewed my pessimism in people.  If I would have known all this hoopla was going to happen when he died, I wouldn’t have sold him those pills he wanted…..oops, did I say that out loud.  Yeah, he was a model citizen worthy of all this praise, I mean who will ever pick up the slack and teach us a new dance move.  I’m so depressed.  Just think about all those plastic surgeons out there with no work.  This could get ugly.

Countdown of most smug people in America

1.  Keith Olbermann….How easy was it to pick this asswipe.  This guy needs an attitude adjustment.  This guy is so into himself….its no wonder he’s single.  I try to watch him just to get some material for this blog, but it was heart wrenching.  The lies that come out of this mans pie hole is unbelievable.  Listening to him you would think the Bush administration is the devil.  Strange how keeping America safe since 911 is bad.  Strange how he forgets to mention anything that happened during the Clinton years that created the economic mess.  Strange how 47% of America is indeed out of touch.  Strange how he never mentions the Democratic controled government and its failures.  Strange how when Olbermann gets excited his upper lip sweats.  Ok….let us get back to the smugness….I mean, come on…choose politics or sports….he sucks at both, but continues to supply us with his daily bravado of comments.  And he doesn’t JUST comment…..listen to him closely.  He is TELLING us what to think, he is TELLING us what to believe.  He is truly the smuggest person I have ever seen….and I haven’t even touched on his attempts to be sarcastic….Hey Keith, not working buddy…you’re not funny.  Can we get a countdown to getting him off the air?  Please.

Come back for my next installment….

The most intolerant people – so why call them gay?

The word GAY is way to good for a people that are so intolerant to others.  Recent figures put gay people at 5% of the population…..but the stink they make when you piss them off…..well lets just say, they get a lot of publicity.  I often wonder do these people have jobs….I mean seriously, with all the protest they do they must have the most understanding bosses ever.  Heck, I get my ass chewed for being 10 minutes late.  Of course I did tell my boss that it was the damn fagots marching in the street that made me late…….that seemed to work for now.  Thanks for that by the way.

I’m catholic, and I’m sick of turning the other cheek for these people.  My religion does not recognize GAYWADS alright….end of story, so let me be….and please, please let the Vatican and Mormons be.  For once in my lifetime I’ve seen a small victory for the catholics, but the lesbe friends out there can not handle defeat.  Why you ask….well maybe it’s because they never really experienced a real relationship…..a give and take relationship, a loving family relationship……a NORMAL relationship.  We are supposedly taught good sportsmanship and to take things like a man.  I guess if there is no MAN, you can’t have sportsMANship and you difinently can’t take it like a man!

I don’t hate you for being gay, I hate you for protesting us for what we believe.  We voted down gay marriage…and we did it legally, without protest.  I hate you because you hate me and I’m not taking it anymore.  Going after the Pope is going to far.  Do you really expect him to change a core belief of his……come on, you have to be smarter than that….well maybe not.

Didn’t see that coming

So my boss calls me in and says check this out, hands me an email from a woman I trained a few years ago but is no longer with the company.  Basically it said I didn’t teach her enough to help her with her career, and because of this she believes I’m a hindrance to the company.  HUH!

Here is the skinny….This gal came into our organization and told me straight out that she would only be there a couple of years (due to new marriage etc)  Of course I didn’t tell the boss, but knowing what I knew, I didn’t waste my time teaching her every little thing either.  After a year, she asked me for a letter of recommendation, which I gave her and me being partial to the ladies, gave her a glowing report, most of which was not warranted.  Anyway, I helped her get her new position and now she’s pissed because she’s in way over her head.  Dumb ass.  so yeah, blame me for you problems…  wow, that was harsh.  Thank god my boss that it was funny.

A few questions….

A few things have been bothering me lately…..no it’s not world hunger or the iraq war.  This is big stuff…..

I need to know why people; after buying a pack of cigarettes pound the living shit out of the package prior to opening it?

Second question…..

Why do most hotel rooms have the light switch for the bathroom on the outside of the bathroom?  This annoys me to no end.  My smart alec kids are always turning off the bathroom light when I’m in the bathroom on vacations.  Sure they saw me do it to mom, but that’s no excuse.

 oh yeah, and why in the heck do some bottled water bottles have seal inside an already sealed lid?

Chicago Researchers Look for ‘Gay Gene’

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

 AP

Aug. 20: Julio Cabrera near his home in Chicago. He and his brother Mauricio are participants in a nationwide study of the genetic origins of homosexuality.

CHICAGO —  Julio and Mauricio Cabrera are gay brothers who are convinced their sexual orientation is as deeply rooted as their Mexican ancestry. They are among 1,000 pairs of gay brothers taking part in the largest study to date seeking genes that may influence whether people are gay.

The Cabreras hope the findings will help silence critics who say homosexuality is an immoral choice.

If fresh evidence is found suggesting genes are involved, perhaps homosexuality will be viewed as no different than other genetic traits like height and hair color, said Julio, a student at DePaul University in Chicago.

Adds his brother, “I think it would help a lot of folks understand us better.”

The federally funded study, led by Chicago-area researchers, will rely on blood or saliva samples to help scientists search for genetic clues to the origins of homosexuality. Parents and straight brothers also are being recruited.

While initial results aren’t expected until next year — and won’t provide a final answer — skeptics are already attacking the methods and disputing the presumed results.

Blah blah blah blah blah…..Next thing you know they will say there is a gene that makes you a pedophile or a murderer or whatever.  It still doesn’t make it right or natural or something I have to approve of.  I’m catholic and I believe it is wrong, just as I believe a lot of things are wrong, such as abortion.  Making things legal doesn’t necessarily make them right.  Pushing homosexuality into our homes and our lives does not make it right or acceptable.  The only gene inside a homo is Eugene…..study over.  As a christian I’m also taught to love thy neighbor and I do….I wish no harm on the gay or lesbian people.  You can hate the act without hating the actor.  Gays have more hate in them for me because of what I believe than I have for them.  That in itself is hypocritical and should not be tolerated…….ok, so I’m not tolerating it.  OH, and another thing…why are gays so hell bent on everyone accepting their lifestyle…..are they so insecure that they need me to think they are ok?  Get over yourself….cause it’s not gonna happen.

(jumping off soap box)