….a new holiday of sorts. A day where you can pay a fee and be able to kick some-body’s ass without fear of punishment. I know what you’re thinking….what about the guy who’s ass you want to kick. Simple, he or she can pay a fee to keep people from kicking their ass. I know…I know, it’s brilliant. Taxes would be a thing of the past. Nice people would be rewarded due to not having to pay the fee…..unless of course some asshole who has had their ass kicked a dozen or so times wants some payback, but still for the most part, it would work. Sure this idea came out of me wanting to kick some-body’s ass, but hey, you never know when a good idea is going to bite you in the butt.
Now lets not get carried away, you would only be able to do this once a year, and of course a person is only eligible for one ass-kicking a year. I mean we are a civilized society. So, not only would we not have to pay taxes because of the money coming in, our payments for therapy would go down…..because we all know there’s no better therapy like a good ass-kicking. Just saying the words “ass kicking” makes me feel better.
I know what you’re thinking…..”why didn’t I come up with this idea?” I’ll tell you why….its because you need a good ass-kicking!

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March 13, 2008 at 10:16 pm
Lofter
Ass-kicking as a revenue generator? What a brilliant idea! And it would have to work, too! I mean, if the governor of New York (former governor now) was willing to pay $3,000 for a good spanking… hey, I’m just sayin’! An old fashioned ass-whippin’ would bring a premium!
March 14, 2008 at 12:34 pm
Red
No I don’t!!
But I can certainly of a few that need it!!
Ding Dong the Bitch is gone….which bitch?
The Big Fat Bitch…Ding Dong the Big Fat Bitch is Gone!!!
March 17, 2008 at 7:30 pm
A. Nonymous
If it meant staying home from work than I’m all for it.
The Greek Frats could earn tons of money by selling their paddles for this occassion.
March 20, 2008 at 7:08 pm
Susan
I need one of those… A good ass kicking that is…
Miss ya dude…
March 29, 2008 at 1:07 am
Labatt Blue girl
ass kissing?!