….a new holiday of sorts.  A day where you can pay a fee and be able to kick some-body’s ass without fear of punishment.  I know what you’re thinking….what about the guy who’s ass you want to kick.  Simple, he or she can pay a fee to keep people from kicking their ass.  I know…I know, it’s brilliant.  Taxes would be a thing of the past.  Nice people would be rewarded due to not having to pay the fee…..unless of course some asshole who has had their ass kicked a dozen or so times wants some payback, but still for the most part, it would work.  Sure this idea came out of me wanting to kick some-body’s ass, but hey, you never know when a good idea is going to bite you in the butt.

Now lets not get carried away, you would only be able to do this once a year, and of course a person is only eligible for one ass-kicking a year.  I mean we are a civilized society.  So, not only would we not have to pay taxes because of the money coming in, our payments for therapy would go down…..because we all know there’s no better therapy like a good ass-kicking.  Just saying the words “ass kicking” makes me feel better.

I know what you’re thinking…..”why didn’t I come up with this idea?”  I’ll tell you why….its because you need a good ass-kicking!