You know, yesterday I had nothing, but today…..today is a smorgasbord.

On my routine visit to Foxnews.com I see a headline that I just couldn’t resist - ”Sex common in  public bathrooms”.  Pretty much any headline with the words SEX or PUBLIC BATHROOMS is a gimmy, but to have both in the same title…shit, I never clicked so fast.  After puking….I realized, WOW, these people have problems.  I mean, a little softshoe on your neighbors shoe and off you go.  If you haven’t read the article or have had your head in the sand for the last couple of days the way to get some MANLY sex in the public bathrooms is to tap the guy’s shoe in the adjoining stall.  First off……YUCK….and second….have you seen public restrooms lately…hotel 6 their not.  I do have a couple of solutions to this problem….have the stalls go all the way down to the floor or separate each stall with a urinal (this won’t work for the lesbian crowd).  But I suppose it would only be a matter of time before they came up with another way to communicate…I mean we are talking about a sophisticated group here.  I’m pretty sure I’ll be using the old cornfield instead of the public restroom from now on…of course if I’m in need of TP - I’ll be sitting tight on the john….and I mean tight; legs in, feet together tight.

And here I thought america’s worst problem was terroist.