Michael Jackson is a pervert. Granted, a talented pervert, but still, I sure wouldn’t ask him to watch my kids for an hour. This media frenzy over his death is about as freaky as he was. It reminds me of sharks going nuts after they smell blood. Come on, he was an entertainer….not a God. This whole episode has renewed my pessimism in people. If I would have known all this hoopla was going to happen when he died, I wouldn’t have sold him those pills he wanted…..oops, did I say that out loud. Yeah, he was a model citizen worthy of all this praise, I mean who will ever pick up the slack and teach us a new dance move. I’m so depressed. Just think about all those plastic surgeons out there with no work. This could get ugly.
What could make a guy happy on a day that he gets passed up on a promotion. Then gets a phone call from his sister-in-law telling him his brother is going through depression….and finally going to a classmates father’s wake. What could possibly make this a good day? Well, I saw my first love, the girl I thought was THE ONE. It’s been 10 years since I saw her last and even as I have moved on, there was always that little hole in my heart, and all the “wonder if” things in my head. I mean I would have dreams about this girl and for no apparent reason. I don’t think we ever forget our first love. Sure it was a different time; a time of innocence and no responsibility, but it was perfect. At least I will always think it was. So why did seeing her make my day. Well lets put it this way, the years have not been kind to her. Seeing what she has become has given me some sort of closure. Shallow yes, but it’s still a good day, no matter how you slice it.
Well are you? Hey, all you catholics that voted for Obama; are you happy now? Come on; 53% of you voted for Obama….so lets here how happy you are that he has opened up funding to agencies that promote abortion overseas or maybe how he’s “re-evaluating” funding to faith based organizations. Maybe its the stem cell research that the government will now fund that has you giddy. So many things to choose from….and its only been a few weeks. Perhaps its the stimulus bill; you know the one that looks like a liberal wish list of spending. The one that will save us all, espicially if you are liberal or a dog.
Typical democrats…they would rather put this once great country at risk, and save one soldier over the millions of lives that abortion has taken from us. These poor babies….babies that may have grown up to save us all with some new discovery or sound leadership or a possible best friend that talks to you when you are feeling down.
If only unborn children had the right to vote.
Have you ever been tortured? Well, if you want to find out what its like to be tortured tune into this guys radio program. OMG, its like listening to a bad impression of William Shatner. The smugness comes from him stating his opinion as if its fact. Sorry ROME, not everyone agrees with you. I’m pretty sure sometimes he is trying to be funny, but its so hard to tell. On top of it just being BAD radio, he insults his audience by calling them clones. I’m pretty sure he thinks this is clever…..again, its hard to tell. I will admit that once in a while he will bring in a decent person to interview, but then after the interview he will brag “now that was a great interview”…….well, besides Rome being part of it, yeah it was ok…..of course that is his job.
Later clones.
1. Keith Olbermann….How easy was it to pick this asswipe. This guy needs an attitude adjustment. This guy is so into himself….its no wonder he’s single. I try to watch him just to get some material for this blog, but it was heart wrenching. The lies that come out of this mans pie hole is unbelievable. Listening to him you would think the Bush administration is the devil. Strange how keeping America safe since 911 is bad. Strange how he forgets to mention anything that happened during the Clinton years that created the economic mess. Strange how 47% of America is indeed out of touch. Strange how he never mentions the Democratic controled government and its failures. Strange how when Olbermann gets excited his upper lip sweats. Ok….let us get back to the smugness….I mean, come on…choose politics or sports….he sucks at both, but continues to supply us with his daily bravado of comments. And he doesn’t JUST comment…..listen to him closely. He is TELLING us what to think, he is TELLING us what to believe. He is truly the smuggest person I have ever seen….and I haven’t even touched on his attempts to be sarcastic….Hey Keith, not working buddy…you’re not funny. Can we get a countdown to getting him off the air? Please.
Come back for my next installment….
The word GAY is way to good for a people that are so intolerant to others. Recent figures put gay people at 5% of the population…..but the stink they make when you piss them off…..well lets just say, they get a lot of publicity. I often wonder do these people have jobs….I mean seriously, with all the protest they do they must have the most understanding bosses ever. Heck, I get my ass chewed for being 10 minutes late. Of course I did tell my boss that it was the damn fagots marching in the street that made me late…….that seemed to work for now. Thanks for that by the way.
I’m catholic, and I’m sick of turning the other cheek for these people. My religion does not recognize GAYWADS alright….end of story, so let me be….and please, please let the Vatican and Mormons be. For once in my lifetime I’ve seen a small victory for the catholics, but the lesbe friends out there can not handle defeat. Why you ask….well maybe it’s because they never really experienced a real relationship…..a give and take relationship, a loving family relationship……a NORMAL relationship. We are supposedly taught good sportsmanship and to take things like a man. I guess if there is no MAN, you can’t have sportsMANship and you difinently can’t take it like a man!
I don’t hate you for being gay, I hate you for protesting us for what we believe. We voted down gay marriage…and we did it legally, without protest. I hate you because you hate me and I’m not taking it anymore. Going after the Pope is going to far. Do you really expect him to change a core belief of his……come on, you have to be smarter than that….well maybe not.
Thank God we are only a week away from this nauseating thing they call an election. I’m so fed up with all of it. The constant media coverage is driving me nuts. When I’m clicking thru the channels I go into hyperdrive anytime I hit a news channel….I mean just HOW many fricken news channels do we need? Especially when almost all of them are in the tank for a certain black person….I can’t bear to say his name. “he who must not be named”.
I’m to the point that as much as I care who is running the asylum I really just want it over with. At this point I have to put my faith in my God and family and really try not to let the world mess up my life. Am I worried ….Hell yes, but I’m confident no matter who is running the show…..and how screwed up it gets, that somebody can come in and fix it later. Maybe it will take a big screw up to finally bring the people together. I’m disappointed that people aren’t smart enough to know that by him saying ”redistribution of wealth” he actually means socialism…..look it up people.
I worked hard and I made something of my life. I was a low life piece of shit….homeless at one point…..and now I’m in the income bracket that the black dude is coming after. don’t figure.
Anyway…..one more week and and the news channels will be covering OJ again….I can’t fricken wait.
Yeah, so like there is not enough stuff to drive me nuts….
All these so called intellectual people saying “I could care less”, which means, you care, therefore you could actually care less. So, hey maybe you ment to say “I couldn’t care less”….well then, obviously you are at the lowest point of caring, and you could not possibly care less. So hey, pull your heads out of your ass and say it like you mean it. I’m going to slap the next person who says this wrong…..could it be you!
Just think, I suck at writing…and even I know this.
….a new holiday of sorts. A day where you can pay a fee and be able to kick some-body’s ass without fear of punishment. I know what you’re thinking….what about the guy who’s ass you want to kick. Simple, he or she can pay a fee to keep people from kicking their ass. I know…I know, it’s brilliant. Taxes would be a thing of the past. Nice people would be rewarded due to not having to pay the fee…..unless of course some asshole who has had their ass kicked a dozen or so times wants some payback, but still for the most part, it would work. Sure this idea came out of me wanting to kick some-body’s ass, but hey, you never know when a good idea is going to bite you in the butt.
Now lets not get carried away, you would only be able to do this once a year, and of course a person is only eligible for one ass-kicking a year. I mean we are a civilized society. So, not only would we not have to pay taxes because of the money coming in, our payments for therapy would go down…..because we all know there’s no better therapy like a good ass-kicking. Just saying the words “ass kicking” makes me feel better.
I know what you’re thinking…..”why didn’t I come up with this idea?” I’ll tell you why….its because you need a good ass-kicking!
So my boss calls me in and says check this out, hands me an email from a woman I trained a few years ago but is no longer with the company. Basically it said I didn’t teach her enough to help her with her career, and because of this she believes I’m a hindrance to the company. HUH!
Here is the skinny….This gal came into our organization and told me straight out that she would only be there a couple of years (due to new marriage etc) Of course I didn’t tell the boss, but knowing what I knew, I didn’t waste my time teaching her every little thing either. After a year, she asked me for a letter of recommendation, which I gave her and me being partial to the ladies, gave her a glowing report, most of which was not warranted. Anyway, I helped her get her new position and now she’s pissed because she’s in way over her head. Dumb ass. so yeah, blame me for you problems… wow, that was harsh. Thank god my boss that it was funny.
